Preferred:
zergling@rakka.tk,Email,mailto:zergling@rakka.tk,TODO
zergling_man@disroot.org,Email,mailto:zergling_man@disroot.org,Pending approval
Zergling_man@pod.rakka.tk,Diaspora,,No idea what I'm doing with this yet.
Zergling_man@rakka.tk,XMPP,xmpp:Zergling_man@rakka.tk,Not federating for some reason
<a rel='me' href='https://mastodon.linuxbox.ninja/@Zergling_man'>@Zergling_man@mastodon.linuxbox.ninja</a>,Mastodon/fediverse

Suitable:
zerglingman@fedora.email,Email,mailto:zerglingman@fedora.email
zergling@email.go.brr.rakka.tk,Email,mailto:zergling@email.go.brr.rakka.tk,"Backup account. <strong>Save this!</strong>
My comment box,Web,/comment,TODO
Zergling_man@irc.libera.chat,IRC
Zergling_man@irc.rizon.net,IRC
zerglingman,Steam,https://steamcommunity.com/id/zerglingman
@Zerglingman@freespeechextremist.com,Pleroma/fediverse,https://freespeechextremist.com/Zerglingman
@zergling.man:matrix.perthchat.org,Matrix,https://matrix.to/#/@zergling.man:matrix.perthchat.org,I kinda get it

Discouraged:
Zergling_man#9849,Discord
zergling.man42@gmail.com,Email,mailto:zergling.man42@gmail.com
Zergling_man@hotmail.com,Email,mailto:Zergling_man@hotmail.com
Zergling_man@irc.chat.twitch.tv,IRC,,yes, IRC
Wisknort@irc.mibbit.net,IRC
Zergling_man@irc.freenode.net,IRC
lazy to put,Codingame,,XMPP
Zergling_man,Mangadex,https://mangadex.org/user/419664/zergling_man
Wisknort,Favorite Words,https://favoritewords.com/public/7909804378
Wisknort,Disqus,https://disqus.com/by/wisknort/
<a rel='me' href='https://pawoo.net/@Zergling_man'>@Zergling_man@pawoo.net</a>,Mastodon/fediverse,,Mostly porn
@zergling_man@peertube.linuxrocks.online,Peertube/fediverse,https://peertube.linuxrocks.online/accounts/zergling_man/
zergling-man,Gitlab,https://gitlab.com/zergling-man
Curtis Smith,Patreon,https://www.patreon.com/user/creators?u=688598,I don't actually create anything
zergling-man,Github,https://github.com/zergling-man
zergling_man,Bandcamp,https://bandcamp.com/zergling_man
zerglingman,Facebook message,https://facebook.com/zerglingman

Ignored:
Zergling_man,Kickstarter,https://www.kickstarter.com/profile/zerglingman
04 7892 6251,Phone,tel:+61478926251
04 7320 1329,Phone,tel:+61473201329
Zerguch,Exhentai,,Don't search it if you don't know it
zerglingman,Facebook,https://facebook.com/zerglingman
@Zergling_man,Twitter,https://twitter.com/zergling_man
Wisknort@useast.battle.net,Battlenet 1.0,,probably dead
Wisknort@irc.gamesurge.net,IRC
Zergling_man@irc.quakenet.org,IRC
Zergling_man@irc.irchighway.net,IRC
zergling.man42@gmail.com,Hangouts
<a href='https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NakNak'>naknak</a>210,Neopets
zergling_man,Gelbooru,https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=account&s=profile&id=286243,Content warning for site, not for kids
Zergling_man,XDA,https://forum.xda-developers.com/member.php?u=5421902,
@zergling_man,Ello,https://ello.co/zergling_man
zergling_man@hotmail.com,Skype
Curtis Smith,Linkedin,https://www.linkedin.com/in/curtis-smith-615538205/

Discontinued:
<a rel='me' href='https://openweb.social/@Zergling_man'>@Zergling_man@openweb.social</a>,Mastodon/fediverse,,Migrated to mastodon.linuxbox.ninja (see preferred)
Zerglingman,Xfire,,Rip btw
<a rel='me' href='https://social.quodverum.com/@Zergling_man'>@Zergling_man@social.quodverum.com</a>,Mastodon/fediverse,,Banned, no reason given. Quods is weird.
e1ff7b086b591c3bdc7cf74ffc46c38a023721c8386e46cf63ed3d7998020c6240d786bfa8a8,Tox