diff --git a/main/urls.py b/main/urls.py
index e4e42a2..fb092f7 100644
--- a/main/urls.py
+++ b/main/urls.py
@@ -11,5 +11,6 @@ urlpatterns=[
 	path('toask',views.articles,name='articles'),
 	re_path('r/(.*)',views.redirect,name='redirect'),
 	path('md.rss',views.md,name='md'),
+	path('me.vcf',views.vcard,name='vcard'),
 	re_path('(.*)',views.autopage,name='everything'),
 ]
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diff --git a/main/views.py b/main/views.py
index 58ea362..e5b655d 100644
--- a/main/views.py
+++ b/main/views.py
@@ -112,6 +112,18 @@ def md(req):
 	feed=loop.run_until_complete(mdl.makefeed(req.GET.getlist('ids','')))
 	return HttpResponse(feed, content_type='application/rss+xml')
 
+def vcard(req):
+	return HttpResponse("""BEGIN:VCARD
+VERSION:4.0
+KIND:individual
+FN:Zergling_man
+EMAIL:zerglingman@fedora.email
+URL:https://rakka.tk
+IMPP:xmpp:zergling_man@xmpp.jp;matrix:@zergling.man:perthchat.org
+NOTE:Anti-professionalism, pro-open standards
+CATEGORIES:programmer,biker
+SOURCE:https://rakka.tk/me.vcf
+END:VCARD""")
 @rerender
 def autopage(page):
 	p=Page.objects.get(url=page)